a gay mess

mikkeneko:

mikkeneko:

captain-lovelace:

It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun

Yeah it was pretty fun, just a lil messy, hang on let me just wash my hands real quick

Oh no

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

extremely funny when AI artists feel the need to put watermarks on their images

like oh you’re worried about misattribution and image theft huh. you’re worried that someone’s gonna take the image you made and claim it as their own. or strip away the context and your name. or use it in ways you didn’t consent to. boy that sure would suck huh. i bet that would feel really bad. i bet that would be really annoying. i b

smokestarrules:

gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she’ll turn around and go like “Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?” and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.

sapphling:

until they make lesbian grindr i’m resigned to going to the home depot in my dumb tboy shorts and knocking over all the screws and fasteners with my big tits until a stronger butch yells at me erotically

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Anonymous:

cute girl at the hardware store once complimented my work boots and being the dumbest butch in a 50mi radius i said thanks and started talking about steel toes vs composites and how most womens sizes only have compsite toes but usually you need to replace those after every incident so steel toes are superior however composites are lighter and more flexible but if youre welding you need met guards anyway and she politely fled. hazards of hardware store flirting: might hit the special interest button

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sapphling:

if you had done that to me i would have followed you to your car like a lost dog jsyk

cordeliaflyte:

the fact that being a woman and not wearing makeup is considered subversive in many places… Girl I am literally just alive. This is my face

demilypyro:

cryptotheism:

It’s always interesting how trans people see their transition. Some people are like “I was a boy now I’m a girl” and some are like “I was always a girl” and every once in a while you get a fun one like “I used to be a boy but the girl won”

This vessel used to belong to a young man but he had a weak will and gave in to my dark influence

lastvalyrian:

beemovieerotica:

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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

lestatslestits:

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

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ink-and-teeth:

kitsnicket:

kitsnicket:

kitsnicket:

kitsnicket:

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

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If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me

I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake

Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time

my father was Absolutely Convinced the mermaid one was real and got Extremely Angry when anyone tried to explain that it was fake

todaysbird:

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d